The Social Media Comedian

So I do a lot of comedy shows but I’m so enjoying becoming The Social Media Comedian.. If you want a crash course in social media I’ll break it down for you… (from my Keynote speech)
Social media is a social event online. The same rules apply whether you’re networking on Facebook or at a conference meet and greet.. You wouldn’t walk up to someone you never met before and scream You need a new car! look me up I’ll hook you up! Or a funeral… Sorry about your loss, you know what may feel better? a new car! look me up I’ll hook you up! That would be breaking every social rule in the book..
80% of what you do on twitter or Facebook has to be something other than self promotion.. If you spend time building relationships people will listen when you do promote something, they’ll listen because people want to do business with people they know and trust. So I repeat, you have to build relationships and trust before you promote, doing otherwise, you might as well go door to door selling no soliciting signs and NO ONE in their right mind would go door to door selling no soliciting signs..